Help me find the words
Mon, Oct 27, 2008
In what is looking to be a recurring category here at The Wink, we have another create-a-caption shot. Remember the vasectomy shirt?
Well, today’s shot comes from another excursion with Sean, a Halloween themed field trip with Briar’s school.
What’s the caption?
There are SO MANY words! Unfortunately, none of them are suitable for a respectable family blog…
Who makes a jumpy house entrance look like THAT?
*clears throat*
Q: How do you determine the sex of a pumpkin?
A: The females have a bright yellow pulva.
Snort.
But, Janet, what's a "pulva"?
For the record, the whole time we were there–it felt like, umm, 40 weeks, I never thought of any cracks. He just kept coming with them. Thanks for making me not feel twisted…or at least alone in our twistedness.
They told her to never stand behind her grandfather because of the wind, but no one ever said anything about standing behind inflated pumpkins.
A pulva is a pumpkin vulva, of course.
Oh my ~ words escape me. And that is a rarity in these parts.
So, I first glance and say, "Oh. A pumpkin" Then I look more closely and say (to myself), "OMG. The pumpkin has a vagina and that child is going the WRONG way!" I'm so bad.
…and Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin rose from the most sincere pumpkin patch, made a noise that sounded suspiciously like passing wind, then birthed 23 fully clothed 5 year olds.
. . . for the children who have always wanted to go back in .. to experience birth all over again . .
Oh my goodness…I think I am blushing. That poor pumpkin must feel so violated!
Amanda, I just found this and thought of this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0&feature=channel
Now we know where inflatable jumping toy babies come from – when a boy inflatable loves a girl inflatable very much…